Things that I love/think are hilarious about my job in TEXAS...
1. We say the Pledge of Allegiance AND the Texas pledge every day. Texans are hard core...that's all there is to it.
2. Every week I get an email from the "care committee" at the school that is entitled "Prayer Roll." It's a list of people to pray for.
3. A student accused another student of stealing something. He then said "I am Christian, I wouldn't steal."
4. I hear the students say "sho is" "flo" (floor) "doe" (door) "ya'll" "I'm fixin' to do this or that" at LEAST once a day
5. I've been asked how old I am I don't know how many times. Usually they ask if I'm in high school.
6. Pronouncing names from looking at the list is next to impossible. Nasya (na-zay-uh), Keanu, Clanterious, Setaliya (the 'l' is silent) (set-ay-ah), Daveanche, Marquavious, Shamajai (sha-mash-ay), etc. etc. etc. Da'shun and Dayshuwn are in the same group. :)
7. Today I was told "You go girl" (with a couple snaps and head swivels) by an 8-year-old
8. The other day the 3rd graders were doing a little quiz with story problems. One girl raised her hand and asked if they needed to put "mals" on their paper. I said "what?"
"do we need to put mals on our paper?"
"What is mals?"
"You know. Do we need to write how many mals?"
"I have no clue what mals is."
A few other children chimed in...."she's saying mals" "she said MILES!"
I couldn't help but just laugh. "Oh MILES."
(Welcome to TEXAS, Lacey). I guess I'm still getting used to it.




